What a Potato

Terms and Conditions for the Sale of Non-Food Potatoes

By purchasing from this website, you agree to the following terms and conditions. These terms are in place to ensure legal compliance and clarity regarding the nature of the product being sold.

1. Product Disclaimer

This product is sold strictly as a non-food item. It is not intended for human or animal consumption under any circumstances. By purchasing, the buyer acknowledges that the item is intended solely for decorative, novelty, educational, or artistic purposes.

2. Refund and Return Policy

All sales are considered final due to the perishable and novelty nature of the product. Refunds or replacements will only be issued in cases where the item arrives damaged or defective.

  • Claims must be submitted within 48 hours of delivery.
  • Claims must include photographic evidence of the issue.
  • We reserve the right to assess and verify all claims prior to issuing a refund or replacement.

3. Distance Selling Regulations

Under the Consumer Contracts (Information, Cancellation and Additional Charges) Regulations 2013, this product is classified as perishable and non-edible, and is therefore exempt from the standard 14-day cooling-off period.

4. Labeling Requirements

Each item will be clearly labeled in compliance with UK consumer protection standards:

Label:
Novelty Item – Not for Consumption This product is sold strictly as a decorative or novelty item. It is not suitable for human or animal consumption. Do not eat. This is not food.

Back Label:
"Sold as a decorative or novelty item only. Not suitable for human or animal consumption."

5. Packaging and Delivery

All potatoes are individually packaged with protective materials to minimize risk during transit.

  • We are not responsible for delays caused by third-party courier services.
  • If the package arrives visibly damaged, the recipient must notify us immediately with photographic evidence.

6. Liability Disclaimer

We accept no responsibility for misuse of this product, including any attempt to prepare, cook, or consume it. Buyers are fully responsible for using the product in accordance with its clearly stated, non-edible purpose.

7. Compliance with UK Law

This business operates in accordance with:

  • The Consumer Rights Act 2015
  • The Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013

As the product is sold as a novelty or decorative item, it is not subject to food safety legislation, but still adheres to general product safety standards applicable to non-edible goods.